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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Green Eggs and Ham (Harry Reid style)

I was over visiting at Mike's America. His latest post was clever. I just had to post a copy of it here.

Harry Reid: Do You Like Green Eggs and Ham?

Harry Reid: Where Will You Fight Al Queda?

You won't fight Al Queda in Iraq. Will you fight them in Iran? Would you fight them in Afghanistan?

Will you fight them here or there? Will you fight them anywhere?

Would you fight Al Queda if they bomb our trains? Would you fight Al Queda if they hijack our planes?

Will you fight them like a mouse? Or will you just fight the White House?

Would you fight them with General Petraeus? Or will you just let Al Queda slay us?

Where will you fight Al Queda Harry Reid?

Will you fight them in our malls? Would you fight them in school halls?

Will you fight Al Queda at all? Or just let the President's plans stall?

Would you put our heads on the chopping block? And let Al Queda lop them off?

Are you here to play political games? Do you not care if the country goes up in flames?

Will you gut the Patriot Act and wait until we next get whacked?

Have you gone so far 'round the bend that you cannot give Iraq a chance to mend?

When will you learn? What will you do? How will you keep us safe? Do you have a clue?

Answer us please as time grows short. Al Queda is coming and we need a report.

Will you fight them now or later? Will you wait until the cost is greater?I


Now, that is food for thought.

NOTE: This is the updated version. Thanks Mike!


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8 Comments:

On Sunday, April 29, 2007 10:17:00 PM, Blogger nanc wrote...

i do not like green eggs and ham...

you ever see green eggs? blech!

mike is a great patriot. sooooooo glad he's on our side.

 
On Sunday, April 29, 2007 11:44:00 PM, Blogger Kelly wrote...

Yes, Nanc, we do like having Mike on our side.

On a side note: Harry Reid proves that it takes more than being of the same religion as me for me to vote for them. I WILL NOT, CAN NOT vote for Harry Reid.

 
On Monday, April 30, 2007 12:53:00 AM, Blogger Kelly wrote...

Here is another version...

 
On Monday, April 30, 2007 10:17:00 AM, Blogger nanc wrote...

HIGHLARIOUS!

 
On Tuesday, May 01, 2007 4:08:00 PM, Blogger Phelonius wrote...

I am SO tired of language coming out of DC that, in earlier times, just may have been considered full treason. A person can disagree with the war in Iraq. A person can think that appeasing dictators and terrorists is really the best way to solve our problems. Hell, for that matter, you can bet on the Bengals taking the superbowl this year.

What I think you cannot do is to undercut the Office of the Presidency to the point that you are declaring defeat to our troops in the field, visiting murderous dictators against the advice of the Commander in Cheif, making up foreign policy as a Senator OR Congressman, and then expect that you are a loyal citizen of this country.

 
On Tuesday, May 01, 2007 6:57:00 PM, Blogger Kelly wrote...

Pelosi, Reid, et al...I hear ya James.

 
On Tuesday, May 01, 2007 9:58:00 PM, Blogger nanc wrote...

do you remember the "green eggs and ham" themed ditty they did when o.j. was on trial?

went something like:

i would not,
could not,
kill my wife!

i did not
stab her
with that knife!

i cannot remember the rest - but, there are so many things you can do with it.

*:} wheels turning

 
On Tuesday, May 01, 2007 10:13:00 PM, Blogger Kelly wrote...

I had not heard that one, actually.

Let me know what those wheels turn out...got me curious ;)

 

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