I Married a Redneck...

My hubby has a work shop in our back yard. It is equiped with various power tools and sundry pieces of wood.

I recently gave him a wood lathe as a birthday present. Since then he has spent some quality time out in his shop. Yesterday I went out there to see if he was ready to go, as we were meeting with friends that evening. I saw that he was covered in sawdust. His reply to my inquiry was that he was just about ready.

I pointed out that he would need to get a shower before going. He said that he would be ok and pulled out a hose--not a water hose, but an air hose attached to an air compressor. He then proceeded to "shower" himself with this hose.

In the end, he did go into the house and change his clothes.

I guess there is hope...